I Need To Write

 Last week we had a bid for Assensio rejected by InterYaNan, it was a blessing in disguise for everybody at the club knew deep down a player of that profile as talented as he seems to be does not fit Alchemy well like a player whos parents...


Named him after Malcom X

We researched him thoroughly, the same research that brought us to sign Mbappe

We watched YOUTUBE clips of him

We decided we must watch him today live in a 90 min vs Lyon

We aborted a phone convo with Zebra stating "it's time, there's a player I've had my eye on & I have to go watch him play 90 mins now. I think there might be one more Brazilian out there"

Then this happened..


Malcom Amazing 91st Minute Equalizer vs Lyon (3-3) by allthesports 

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Stoic City

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Interyanan FC

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Genesis FC

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Honey Badgers FC 

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