PEP CLUBS ONLINE GUIDE

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*So we are all many things as Tyson said “You can’t define me”. This is business and not to be taken to heart or head. What would be productive is if you guys can now help with this by either adding, subtracting or approving. Ideally we can make all clubs commercial.

*ALL CLUBS SHOULD ATTEMPT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BRANDING OF THIER CLUB AND OF OTHERS. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO ADD VALUE TO THIS ORGANISATION. 

Think about how you would answer the questions below for your introduction video

WHY ARE YOU IN THE PEP?

WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN THE NAME THAT YOU HAVE FOR YOUR CLUB?

WHAT IS YOUR CLUB ABOUT?

INTENTION FOR THE SEASON?

Club = Brand

It’s important you have your kits and badges all done in line with how you would like to be represented because before long you could be making T-Shirts and Baseball Caps that some young child wants to buy!

Alchemy (Numbers Man)

Calculated, analytical, eccentric, funny, thoughtful, Clinical

Suggested Additions thus far:

1. Manipulator of rules and people

2. Arrogant 

3. Philosophical 

 FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "ya'll wannit wid urrrrrs"

2. "aaaaaaaargh shit" 

3. "you've got 2 pay" 

4. "ear im!" 

5. "dis wuh teach yuh"

6. "somebody gon looose"

7. "You distracted me" 

8. "I'm trying to help!"

*Cult Classic

Boa (Debauch)

Unclean, Suffers addictions, likes to shoot long range including free kicks, addicted to dribbling, addicted to sex particularly with white women, proud practitioner of a*al sex. Addicted to porn and documentaries on prostitution. Strangely & fascinatingly philosophical. Funny.

Suggested additions thus far:

1. Arrogant.

2. Allergic to fruit & Veg

3. Allergic to tap water

4. Afraid of trading players & tries to disguise the fact with elaborate stories as to why the player in question can't leave.

5. Addicted to sweets, as a result has had to have teeth removed

6. Dedicated to body building from the waste up only

FAMOUS QUOTES: 

1. "I must never be seen doing labour"

2. "It's PES"

3. "It's Boa"

4 "The time has come"

5. "it's begun"

6. "I had to do it"

7. "Boa don't get spoon"
8. "I respect that"

9. "Welcome to my world"

*Very Commercial

Genesis (Enigma)

Sweet boy, smooth, reasonably normal young south London black man, slick, likes balloon drugs and alcohol 

Suggested Additions:

1. Party animal (partying is his Kryptonite, tragically addicted and becomes very wild)

2. Afraid of trading players 

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I'm soba now" uttered after beating City having  not won a game coming to the tournament fresh from all night raving.

*potentially Commercial

Honey Badgers (Abominator)

Main objective is survival and to defile and ruin all others in the process. Careless, awful, a disgrace, resilient, durable.

Suggested Addition 1. Arrogant

Suggested Addition 2. Fighter
Suggested Addition 3. Afraid of trading players or simply says "take him"

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I don't care

2. "I'm leaving 

3. "I'm allriiiiiiiight" first uttered after tragically embarrassing and hard fall into dogs poh playing football in the park

*Commercial 

Rapid (Company Man)

THE FACE of the PEP, the most palatable of all clubs. The presenter, the club the consumers are most likely to want to go to the pub or lunch with to get a better insight of the PEP and it’s members. Likes english players & England.

Suggested additions thus far 

1. THE MORE NORMAL ROB APPEARS TO BE THE BETTER. VIEWER CAN EMPATHISE MORE WITH HIM AND HIS NORMALNESS CAN CONTRAST THE ECCENTRICITIES OF OTHERS

2. The Golden Child

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I'm iiiiill bruv!" uttered during a game in which Rapid were sneezing and United complained angrily that they were distracting him.

2. "Well played mate"

3. "You tucked us in"

*Commercial

Stoic (“The Special One”)

Believes he’s the superior manager and superior club. Rebel, Villan. Very competitive, well educated in football matters, student of football.

  Suggested additions thus far:

 1. Arrogant 

FAMOUS QUOTES:    

1. "I clap out his sister" usually uttered after he has defeated his opponent. 

*Potentially Commercial

Total (Conman/salesman /Bubbles/The Real Van Gal/ The gambler)

Master of PR, Banter & destroying other clubs with his tongue & written articles. Arguably delusional/ arrogant. Philosophical, survivor, volatile, very proud, very funny, well educated in football matters. Student of football.

Suggested additions thus far:

1. Frequently looses everything however rebuilds again with incredible speed and efficiency

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "These nuts!!!"

*Very Commercial

Sweaty FC (11 years old)

Eccentric, Hyper, emotional, suffers rage fits, homophobic, laughs a lot, quiet smart,

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "Why you always hating on my jizz
2. "Tell em don't waste my time"
3. "I thought you said PES was more realistic

*Very Commercial 

Zebra (The Father, Deebo)

Proud, Authoritative, confident, articulate, very competitive, funny at times (doing accents of players or strange ppl), strange affiliation & affinity with Brazil. Always believes he can win and will leave no stone unturned before going to battle. Has been known to bang walls and smash control pads in anger.

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "My pad was broken"

2. "My hand was broken" 
3. "Someone changed my formation"
4. "Somebody changed my settings"

*potentially Commercial

THE GAMES MUST BE RECORDED WITH EITHER COMMENTARY ADDED AFTER OR BOTH MANAGERS COMMENTING IN GAME. THERE SHOULD ALSO BE POST MATCH INTERVIEW WITH PRESENTER AND BOTH MANAGERS PRESENT ON THE CALL.