REVISED PEP LEAGUE FIXTURES starting Thursday 31 December

The PEP Week 1  ........................ ........ 0 rapid  v stoic  2 .........     Time: Wed 6th Jan 9pm GMT .......1..  sweaty  v ZEBRA ROVERS   .....1....     Time: .................. ......0...  honey badgers  v alchemy   ....3.....     Time: .forfeit................. ....1....   GENESIS  v boa   ....0....     Time: .................. Week 2  ........................ .....0....  TOTAL WANDERES  v sweaty   ....3.....     Time: .................. ......0...  alchemy  v rapid ....2.....     Time: .................. .....0...   ZEBRA ROVERS  v GENESIS   ....4....     Time: .................. ......3...  boa  v honey badgers   ....0.....     Time: ..forfeit....... Week 3  ........................ .....2....  stoic  v alchemy   ....0.....     Time: .................. ....3....   GENESIS  v TOTAL WANDERES   ....0....     Time: ...Forfeit............... .....0....  rapid  v boa   ....2.....     Time: .Wed 20th Jan 10pm ......0...  honey badgers  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ....3.....     Time: ....forfeit.............. Week 4  ........................ ....0.....  sweaty  v GENESIS   ....1.....     Time: .................. ....0.....  boa  v stoic   ....1.....     Time: .................. ....0.....  TOTAL WANDERES  v honey badgers   ....3.....     Time: ..Forfeit.....  ...3......  ZEBRA ROVERS  v rapid   ...0......     Time: .................. Week 5  ........................ .....0....  alchemy  v boa   ....3.....     Time: .................. ....0.....  honey badgers  v sweaty   ...3......     Time: ..Forfeit...... .....2....  stoic  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ....0.....     Time: .................. ....0.....   rapid  v TOTAL WANDERES   .....1....     Time: .................. Week 6  ........................ ....0...   GENESIS  v honey badgers   ....1.....     Time: .................. ....1....   ZEBRA ROVERS  v alchemy   ...1.....     Time: .................. .....2....  sweaty  v rapid   ....3.....     Time: .................. ......0..   TOTAL WANDERES  v stoic   .....2....     Time: .................. Week 7  ........................ ....0.....   boa  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ...3......     Time: ...Forfeit............... ....0....   rapid  v GENESIS   ...3......     Time: .................. .....2....  alchemy  v TOTAL WANDERES   ..3.......     Time: .................. .....4....  stoic  v sweaty   ....1.....     Time: .................. Week 8  ........................ ....2.....  honey badgers  v rapid   ....0.....     Time: .................. ....1.....  TOTAL WANDERES  v boa   ....2.....     Time: .................. .....0....  GENESIS  v stoic   ....1.....     Time: .................. ....0.....  sweaty  v alchemy   ..4.......     Time: .................. Week 9  ........................ ...4......  ZEBRA ROVERS  v TOTAL WANDERES   ....1.....     Time: .................. ....3.....  stoic  v honey badgers   ....0.....     Time: .................. ..... 6...   boa  v sweaty   .... 6...     Time: .................. ....1.....  alchemy  v GENESIS   ....3.....     Time: .................. Week 10  ........................ ....3.....  stoic  v rapid   ..1.....     Time: .................. .....3....     ZEBRA ROVERS  v sweaty   ...1......     Time: .................. .....3....  alchemy  v honey badgers   ...0....     Time: .................. ....3.....  boa  v GENESIS   ..3.....     Time: .................. Week 11  ........................ .....1....  sweaty  v TOTAL WANDERES   ...9......     Time: .................. ...0...... rapid  v alchemy   ..5.....     Time: .................. ...1.....  GENESIS  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ..3.......     Time: .................. ....0....   honey badgers  v boa   ...3......     Time: .................. Week 12  ........................ ....0...   alchemy  v stoic   ....1...     Time: .................. ....1....   TOTAL WANDERES  v GENESIS   ....2.....     Time: .................. ...1...   boa  v rapid   ...3....     Time: .................. ....3....  ZEBRA ROVERS  v honey badgers   ...0.....     Time: ...Forfeit..... Week 13  ........................ ....0.....  GENESIS  v sweaty   ....3.....     Time: ..Forfeit................ ....3...  stoic  v boa   ...1....     Time: .................. ....0...  honey badgers  v TOTAL WANDERES   ....3...     Time: .................. .....4....  rapid  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ....5.....     Time: .................. Week 14  ........................ ..0.......  boa  v alchemy   ....3.....     Time: .Forfeit................. ....1.....  sweaty  v honey badgers   ....2.....     Time: .................. ....0...  ZEBRA ROVERS  v stoic   ...3....     Time: ...forfeit....... ....3.....  TOTAL WANDERES  v rapid   ....0.....     Time: .................. Week 15  ........................ .....1....   honey badgers  v GENESIS   .....1....     Time: .................. ....3.....   alchemy  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ....5.....     Time: .................. .....1....  rapid  v sweaty   ...1......     Time: .................. ....4..... stoic  v TOTAL WANDERES   ....2...     Time: .................. Week 16  ........................ ....1.....  ZEBRA ROVERS  v boa   ...0......     Time: .................. ...5......  GENESIS  v rapid   ..0.......     Time: .................. ....5.  TOTAL WANDERES  v alchemy   .....1....     Time: .................. ....0.....  sweaty  v stoic   ....3.....     Time: ..Forfeit............ Week 17  ........................ ....3.....  rapid  v honey badgers   ...0......     Time: ...Forfeit............... .....0....  boa  v TOTAL WANDERES   ...3......     Time: ....Forfeit.............. ....2.....  stoic  v GENESIS   ....0.....     Time: .................. .....2....  alchemy  v sweaty   ...3......     Time: .................. Week 18  ........................ .....0....  TOTAL WANDERES  v ZEBRA ROVERS   ....3.....     Time: ...Forfeit............... .....1....  honey badgers  v stoic   ....1.....     Time: .................. .....0....  sweaty  v boa   .....3....     Time: ..Forfeit................ .....0....  GENESIS  v alchemy   .....3....     Time: ...Forfeit...............

KITS FOR THE 2015-2016 SEASON

All the kits are in the folder below.

Simply download the WEPES folder in this LINK. Create a WEPES folder on a USB stick that has the images on and then create  the clubs using the PEU league. It will not work unless you do this. The teams in the PEU are as follows currently. See below.


1. ALCHEMY

2. United 2

3. AFC Total WANDERERS

4. STOIC CITY

5. Kriedbach

6. Lengerblitz

7. Xakoulagos

8. VFB Hezboa

9. Marguaparrena

10. Honey Badgers

11. ZEBRA Rovers FC

12. GENESIS

13. Waryamosuk

14. Nakhqachev

15. SWEATY FC

16. BLOOKROWS

17. Mrabspor

18. Trunecan

19. Nelapoltsk

20. REDBULL RAPID


Any problems just ask.

PEP Online. market research

Sweaty FC have just joined the PEP, at age 12 Leo is the youngest manager in the history of the PEP.

Yesterday evening the PEP interviewed him for the purpose of market research to bring about an understanding of a potentially very lucrative demographic.

PEP: "Why do you like watching Youtubers like KSI on a daily basis?"

Leo: "Because he's funny"

PEP: "What else?"

Leo: "and he's racist"

PEP: "You mean he makes racist jokes?"

Leo: "Yeah stereo types"

PEP: "Ok, what do you think we should do to be as good as him or better?"

Leo: "Upload more everyday, that's what they do". "Good editing".

PEP: "Right so, who would you say is the best games Youtuber?"

Leo: "Mini Minter"

PEP: "Why?"

Leo: "Cos he's funny & does lots of collabs. He has less subscribers but to me he's the best"

PEP: "Any other reason why?"

Leo: "He uploads more, he has loads of series's"

PEP: "What do you mean by series's? playlists?"

Leo: "Yeah playlists"

PEP: "Oh right! what's your favourite series then?"

Leo: "GTA funny moments"

PEP: "What's that? glitches & stuff?"


Leo: "Yeah glitches *light laughter. Oh and My ultimate team (series)"

PEP: "Ok thanks Leo I think you're getting tired, anything else you'll like to tell us before you go?"

Leo: "You need a profile pic for your Youtube account, check out other Youtubers like Behzing"

PEP: "Ok thanks Leo, that was brilliant"

MARKET RESEARCH FROM ICELANDIC YOUNGSTERS

2014/2015 SEASON PAYOUTS

And it doesnt make pretty reading. If anything it's a strong indictment for clubs to keep their houses in order

Click above to view

PEP CLUBS ONLINE GUIDE

YOUTUBE

*So we are all many things as Tyson said “You can’t define me”. This is business and not to be taken to heart or head. What would be productive is if you guys can now help with this by either adding, subtracting or approving. Ideally we can make all clubs commercial.

*ALL CLUBS SHOULD ATTEMPT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BRANDING OF THIER CLUB AND OF OTHERS. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO ADD VALUE TO THIS ORGANISATION. 

Think about how you would answer the questions below for your introduction video

WHY ARE YOU IN THE PEP?

WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN THE NAME THAT YOU HAVE FOR YOUR CLUB?

WHAT IS YOUR CLUB ABOUT?

INTENTION FOR THE SEASON?

Club = Brand

It’s important you have your kits and badges all done in line with how you would like to be represented because before long you could be making T-Shirts and Baseball Caps that some young child wants to buy!

Alchemy (Numbers Man)

Calculated, analytical, eccentric, funny, thoughtful, Clinical

Suggested Additions thus far:

1. Manipulator of rules and people

2. Arrogant 

3. Philosophical 

 FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "ya'll wannit wid urrrrrs"

2. "aaaaaaaargh shit" 

3. "you've got 2 pay" 

4. "ear im!" 

5. "dis wuh teach yuh"

6. "somebody gon looose"

7. "You distracted me" 

8. "I'm trying to help!"

*Cult Classic

Boa (Debauch)

Unclean, Suffers addictions, likes to shoot long range including free kicks, addicted to dribbling, addicted to sex particularly with white women, proud practitioner of a*al sex. Addicted to porn and documentaries on prostitution. Strangely & fascinatingly philosophical. Funny.

Suggested additions thus far:

1. Arrogant.

2. Allergic to fruit & Veg

3. Allergic to tap water

4. Afraid of trading players & tries to disguise the fact with elaborate stories as to why the player in question can't leave.

5. Addicted to sweets, as a result has had to have teeth removed

6. Dedicated to body building from the waste up only

FAMOUS QUOTES: 

1. "I must never be seen doing labour"

2. "It's PES"

3. "It's Boa"

4 "The time has come"

5. "it's begun"

6. "I had to do it"

7. "Boa don't get spoon"
8. "I respect that"

9. "Welcome to my world"

*Very Commercial

Genesis (Enigma)

Sweet boy, smooth, reasonably normal young south London black man, slick, likes balloon drugs and alcohol 

Suggested Additions:

1. Party animal (partying is his Kryptonite, tragically addicted and becomes very wild)

2. Afraid of trading players 

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I'm soba now" uttered after beating City having  not won a game coming to the tournament fresh from all night raving.

*potentially Commercial

Honey Badgers (Abominator)

Main objective is survival and to defile and ruin all others in the process. Careless, awful, a disgrace, resilient, durable.

Suggested Addition 1. Arrogant

Suggested Addition 2. Fighter
Suggested Addition 3. Afraid of trading players or simply says "take him"

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I don't care

2. "I'm leaving 

3. "I'm allriiiiiiiight" first uttered after tragically embarrassing and hard fall into dogs poh playing football in the park

*Commercial 

Rapid (Company Man)

THE FACE of the PEP, the most palatable of all clubs. The presenter, the club the consumers are most likely to want to go to the pub or lunch with to get a better insight of the PEP and it’s members. Likes english players & England.

Suggested additions thus far 

1. THE MORE NORMAL ROB APPEARS TO BE THE BETTER. VIEWER CAN EMPATHISE MORE WITH HIM AND HIS NORMALNESS CAN CONTRAST THE ECCENTRICITIES OF OTHERS

2. The Golden Child

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "I'm iiiiill bruv!" uttered during a game in which Rapid were sneezing and United complained angrily that they were distracting him.

2. "Well played mate"

3. "You tucked us in"

*Commercial

Stoic (“The Special One”)

Believes he’s the superior manager and superior club. Rebel, Villan. Very competitive, well educated in football matters, student of football.

  Suggested additions thus far:

 1. Arrogant 

FAMOUS QUOTES:    

1. "I clap out his sister" usually uttered after he has defeated his opponent. 

*Potentially Commercial

Total (Conman/salesman /Bubbles/The Real Van Gal/ The gambler)

Master of PR, Banter & destroying other clubs with his tongue & written articles. Arguably delusional/ arrogant. Philosophical, survivor, volatile, very proud, very funny, well educated in football matters. Student of football.

Suggested additions thus far:

1. Frequently looses everything however rebuilds again with incredible speed and efficiency

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "These nuts!!!"

*Very Commercial

Sweaty FC (11 years old)

Eccentric, Hyper, emotional, suffers rage fits, homophobic, laughs a lot, quiet smart,

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "Why you always hating on my jizz
2. "Tell em don't waste my time"
3. "I thought you said PES was more realistic

*Very Commercial 

Zebra (The Father, Deebo)

Proud, Authoritative, confident, articulate, very competitive, funny at times (doing accents of players or strange ppl), strange affiliation & affinity with Brazil. Always believes he can win and will leave no stone unturned before going to battle. Has been known to bang walls and smash control pads in anger.

FAMOUS QUOTES:

1. "My pad was broken"

2. "My hand was broken" 
3. "Someone changed my formation"
4. "Somebody changed my settings"

*potentially Commercial

THE GAMES MUST BE RECORDED WITH EITHER COMMENTARY ADDED AFTER OR BOTH MANAGERS COMMENTING IN GAME. THERE SHOULD ALSO BE POST MATCH INTERVIEW WITH PRESENTER AND BOTH MANAGERS PRESENT ON THE CALL.